The winds in the winter continue to blow
After awhile it begins to snow
The leaves on the trees start to fall
Then I drink hot chocolate in the mall
I have a couple marshmellows right inside of it
I hang out with my fellows as they try a bit
The baby in the house was very cold
In the night he screams so bold
Everyone knows he screams so loud
Everyone accept the people I've warned
So you better watch out if you want some sleep
Anyone who wants to rest like sheep should move out of town.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
philosophy and ambiguity
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
7. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
14 .WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
21. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROADSIGNS?
22. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
23. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
24 DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
25. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
26. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
27. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
28. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY
29. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
30. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
31. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
32. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
33. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
34. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
35. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
7. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
14 .WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
21. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROADSIGNS?
22. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
23. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
24 DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
25. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
26. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
27. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
28. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY
29. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
30. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
31. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
32. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
33. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
34. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
35. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
Monday, September 22, 2008
My 11th Birthday
I had a party and it turned out great, I turned 11. Last year it did not turn out so good. This year God blessed me with friends and family and alot of money. I received at least $400.00. I am very thankful for that. I did buy me a PSP. Anyway I hope I get more visitors. Take care and God Bless, NAEBUG OVER AND OUT...
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
CHALLENGE FOUNDATION
MY NAEBUG GOT THE SCHOLARSHIP. Her Education is in play. She will go to an elaborate private school from 6-12th grade. I am so excited for us and her.
SPECIAL THANKS TO THE CHALLENGE FOUNDATION AND ALL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED.
Monday, July 7, 2008
A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY
History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
I GET TO SEE MATTHEW SANTOS IN PERSON
I never thought I would see my favorite person in the world.
My grandma purchased the tickets for next Thursday 06/19/2008, an all age concert.
I am so excited. I will tell all my friends and I wanted to tell everyone who is a member of my blog.
In July I will start my 3 week summer camp/program to see if I get my scholarship. So everyone please keep me in your prayers.
I really like Matthew Santos and I really want to get that scholarship...
Naebug over and out for now...
Sunday, May 25, 2008
A "FRICKEN" ELEPHANT????
A Frickin' ElephantJake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, 'Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!'Deep breath... 'What did you call it?''It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!'and so it does...
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' A f r i c a n Elephant '
Hooked on phonics!
Ain't it wonderful?
Friday, May 16, 2008
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Naebugs possible "SCHOLARSHIP"
Me and My family are EXTREMELY EXCITED!!
My 10 year old granddaughter who is in 4th grade passed a test which will allow her to attend a summer camp through The Challenge Foundation. Students were hand picked so to speak, by their teachers. Students who passed the test also have excellent attendance, grades, and social behavior. My granddaughter refuses to miss school, even if she does not feel well.
She has exceeded honor roll status and made it to the PRINCIPLES HONOR ROLL list. Most of my family is native to Colorado, but Lynnae is a native to New Mexico.It was an adjustment for her to attend an inner city Charter School in comparison to the last school she attended.
Approximately 100 students were chosen from all the Denver and Aurora schools to attend this summer camp and only 13 students will be chosen for the scholarship. 9 girls were chosen from Lynnae's school and she is among the top 9.The students will attend a private school from 6th - 12th grade. The scholarship provides clothing, books, school fees, and whatever necessary to meet any of the child's needs to succeed.
A mentor/counselor will be assigned to each child. Home visits and the childs progress will be monitored. I was told that the private schools the children/child will attend costs around $17,000 a year.Wow this is better than sliced bread,,,what an opportunity for my Naebug. The people who are owners/advocates of THE CHALLENGE FOUNDATION care about families that can not afford to send their straight "a" students to a private school.
I am so excited that my granddaughter not only will attend this camp/school setting but she will meet professors, scientists, mathematicians, and in the process will learn from this. This camp is an evaluation and elimination process. If Lynnae is NOT one of the 13 students chosen, I know she has a great future ahead of her either way.
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE CHALLENGE FOUNDATION PLEASE VISIT
http://www.thechallengefoundation.org/index.html
My 10 year old granddaughter who is in 4th grade passed a test which will allow her to attend a summer camp through The Challenge Foundation. Students were hand picked so to speak, by their teachers. Students who passed the test also have excellent attendance, grades, and social behavior. My granddaughter refuses to miss school, even if she does not feel well.
She has exceeded honor roll status and made it to the PRINCIPLES HONOR ROLL list. Most of my family is native to Colorado, but Lynnae is a native to New Mexico.It was an adjustment for her to attend an inner city Charter School in comparison to the last school she attended.
Approximately 100 students were chosen from all the Denver and Aurora schools to attend this summer camp and only 13 students will be chosen for the scholarship. 9 girls were chosen from Lynnae's school and she is among the top 9.The students will attend a private school from 6th - 12th grade. The scholarship provides clothing, books, school fees, and whatever necessary to meet any of the child's needs to succeed.
A mentor/counselor will be assigned to each child. Home visits and the childs progress will be monitored. I was told that the private schools the children/child will attend costs around $17,000 a year.Wow this is better than sliced bread,,,what an opportunity for my Naebug. The people who are owners/advocates of THE CHALLENGE FOUNDATION care about families that can not afford to send their straight "a" students to a private school.
I am so excited that my granddaughter not only will attend this camp/school setting but she will meet professors, scientists, mathematicians, and in the process will learn from this. This camp is an evaluation and elimination process. If Lynnae is NOT one of the 13 students chosen, I know she has a great future ahead of her either way.
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE CHALLENGE FOUNDATION PLEASE VISIT
http://www.thechallengefoundation.org/index.html
Monday, May 12, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
SLOW DANCE
This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital
It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores running through your head?
You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his
sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,'Hi'.
You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift....Thrown away.
Life is not a race. Do take it slower
Hear the music, Before the song is over.
This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will.
She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own.
SENT BY:
Dr. Dennis Shields, ProfessorDepartment of Developmental and Molecular Biology1300 Morris Park AvenueBronx , New York 10461
It was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
SLOW DANCE
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores running through your head?
You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.
Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his
sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,'Hi'.
You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last.When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift....Thrown away.
Life is not a race. Do take it slower
Hear the music, Before the song is over.
This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will.
She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own.
SENT BY:
Dr. Dennis Shields, ProfessorDepartment of Developmental and Molecular Biology1300 Morris Park AvenueBronx , New York 10461
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
MY FAVORITE SINGER
Matthew Santos,Is a singer who sings SUPERSTAR,FIGHTERS, and STREETS ON FIRE with Lupe Fiasco.Not that many people have heard of him,but soon almost everyone will have heard of him.He is 25 years old and is on his way to a great career that will lead him to a great deal of fame.
check out his video, click on his photo on the sidebar
Monday, May 5, 2008
A teen with wisdom...
WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA:
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) !
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer
are not allowed in most public schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned....
A kid in Arizona wrote the attached
NEW School prayer :
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) !
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer
are not allowed in most public schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned....
A kid in Arizona wrote the attached
NEW School prayer :
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
NAE" BUGS" WORLD
Welcome people to my world, I hope you enjoy my blog. My name is Lynnae, I started this blog at age 10 and my grandma is helping me. My grandma is known as Colorado Baby on My Blog Log. My initials are L.A.P., but my nick name is Naebug. So enjoy and please let me know what you think.
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