Nae's Poem

The winds in the winter continue to blow
After awhile it begins to snow
The leaves on the trees start to fall
Then I drink hot chocolate in the mall
I have a couple marshmellows right inside of it
I hang out with my fellows as they try a bit
The baby in the house was very cold
In the night he screams so bold
Everyone knows he screams so loud
Everyone accept the people I've warned
So you better watch out if you want some sleep
Anyone who wants to rest like sheep should move out of town.

philosophy and ambiguity

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
7. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
9. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
10. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
11. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
12. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
13. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
14 .WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
15. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
16. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
17. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
18. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
21. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROADSIGNS?
22. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
23. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
24 DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?
25. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
26. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
27. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
28. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY
29. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
30. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
31. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
32. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
33. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
34. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?
35. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

My 11th Birthday

I had a party and it turned out great, I turned 11. Last year it did not turn out so good. This year God blessed me with friends and family and alot of money. I received at least $400.00. I am very thankful for that. I did buy me a PSP. Anyway I hope I get more visitors. Take care and God Bless, NAEBUG OVER AND OUT...

DAILY HUMOR

CHALLENGE FOUNDATION

MY NAEBUG GOT THE SCHOLARSHIP. Her Education is in play. She will go to an elaborate private school from 6-12th grade. I am so excited for us and her.

SPECIAL THANKS TO THE CHALLENGE FOUNDATION AND ALL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED.

A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY

History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln . Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh? Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!

A child's defination of Love:

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.

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